Sean Paul - Police Skit lyrics Sean Paul - Police Skit lyrics
Police Skit lyrics

Police Skit Lyrics

Sean Paul

- Officer:
Pull ova man, pull ova, pull ova
Stop right here so
Lock off your car
Step out the vehicle wit you documents, please
Hmm, You know why I pull yu ova?

- Sean Paul:
Ahh, officer bwoy, me ina rush

- Officer:
Did I give yu the right to blow trough di stop light like that

- Sean Paul:
Gee, me never even see it, me neva see-

- Officer:
Licence and registration, licence and registration please
- Sean Paul:
Aright, everything is in order

- Officer:
Sean Paul, you in trouble Sean Paul bwoy, what you do?

- Sean Paul:
Bwoy me a DJ, you know

- Officer:
DJ, Oh! Disc Jockey, a mean you play on da radio?

- Sean Paul:
No man, no

- Officer:
What station you play?

- Sean Paul:
No, I'm a artis

- Officer:
Artist, a you paint house, you paint.. what you paint?

- Sean Paul:
No, no, no, musical artist

- Officer:
Music artist, you play instrument
Look inside di car if you see any instrument inside there

- Sean Paul:
Hol on, hol on nuh, you a get me wrong
You know, Sean Paul, man, entertainer

- Officer:
Enter- Oh, me know all a unnu, I know entertainer
Oh pass me di newspaper let me see di entertainment section
And see Mr. Sean Paul is in the entertainment section
Mmm, Sean Paul. I see one man inside here so, wit
orange hair, head look like carpet, him na look like you at all, you know
I see a nex one here so, im wear a dark glasses
And I don't see.. a dreadlocks one
But you don't have dreadlocks?
Say you need dreadlocks in yu business you know
you need dreadlocks

- Sean Paul:
I nah really put in dreadlocks

- Officer:
But you're not in di paper at all, I don't see Sean Paul in di paper
You just not in the paper, from you not in the paper, you nah popular
That's how I see, in my books that's how it is, you not popular at-

- Officer:
What is dat? What is that cologne? Is weed, hmm? Jesus
Its weed the man stink a weed, you know?
Bwoy stink a weed, come on! Impound the vehicle!
Sleep ina jail tonight, that it! Yu goose cook now!
You tried to fool me up before, you nah fool me again, that's weed!
Come on, that's it, finish..

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